All week, I've been getting ready for my close-up. This mostly involved getting highlights and my eyebrows waxed into a permanent surprise. Today, while getting a manicure (my nails have to be in shape for turning pages at my upcoming reading), I sat next to a mother and daughter visiting from Chicago. The mother, who looked a little like The Real Housewives of New York's Ramona, asked for directions to Georgetown. And here's how the rest of conversation went down.
Eight-year-old daughter: What's there to do in Georgetown?
Mother: Shopping.
EYOD: All I know about Georgetown is the school and the battlefield.
Me: Do you like Juicy?
EYOD: (taking off her Juicy flip flop) OH MY GOD.
Me: While you're there, be sure to go to Barnes & Noble and buy my book. (Why not, right?)
EYOD: You wrote a whole book?
Me: I did.
EYOD: Now I know 3 famous people. Sanjaya. Jordan Sparks. And you.
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